Imagine That!

It may be that my sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
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Paranoids are people, too. They have their own problems. It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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Top Ten ways the Bible would be different if written by college students:

10. Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning - cold.
9. The Ten Commandments are actually only five...double-spaced and written in a large font.
8. New edition every two years in order to limit reselling.
7. Forbidden fruit would've been eaten not because it was forbidden, but because it wasn't cafeteria food.
6. Paul's letter to the Romans becomes: Paul's e-mail to abuse@romans.gov.
5. Reason Cain killed Abel: They were roommates.
4. The place where the end of the world occurs: Finals, not Armageddon.
3. Out go the mules, in come the mountain bikes.
2. Reason why Moses and followers walked in desert for 40 years: The didn't want to ask directions and look like Freshmen.
1. Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on the seventh, He would have put it off until the night before it's due and then pulled an all-nighter.

-Unknown Author-
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So what's up with life lately, anyhow? There has to be a cosmic struggle going on somewhere in the universe for us to be getting these kind of shock waves.
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Um...How offended should I be if one of my closest friends was recently accused of being a figment of my imagination? Or Should he be offended? Not that I am going to tell him, but still. That had to have been one of the most startling and odd things that has ever been said to me. I should have hit her and gotten it over with.
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Ever hated airplanes? And crazy horse industry people that can't make up their minds?


Lady Anne