Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Readin, readin, readin, keep those kiddies readin...
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
My Utopia
Helen Keller
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
The Fifteen Days of Chrismukah
While details were not available at press time, it is believed that the overhead cost of having twelve days of Christmas and eight days of Hanukkah was becoming prohibitive for both sides. By combining forces, we''re told, the world will be able to enjoy consistently high-quality service during the Fifteen Days of Chrismukah, as the new holiday is being called.
Massive layoffs are expected, with lords a-leaping and maids a-milking being the hardest hit. As part of the conditions of the agreement, the letters on the dreydl, currently in Hebrew, will be replaced by Latin, thus becoming unintelligible to a wider audience.
Also, instead of translating to "A great miracle happened there," the message on the dreydl will be the more generic "Miraculous stuff happens." In exchange, it is believed that Jews will be allowed to use Santa Claus and his vast merchandising resources for buying and delivering their gifts.
One of the sticking points holding up the agreement for at least three hundred years was the question of whether Jewish children could leave milk and cookies for Santa even after having eaten meat for dinner. A breakthrough came last year, when Oreos were finally declared to be Kosher. All sides appeared happy about this.
A spokesman for Christmas, Inc., declined to say whether a takeover of Kwanzaa might not be in the works as well. He merely pointed out that, were it not for the independent existence of Kwanzaa, the merger between Christmas and Chanukah might indeed be seen as an unfair cornering of the holiday market. Fortunately for all concerned, he said, Kwanzaa will help to maintain the competitive balance. He then closed the press conference by leading all present in a rousing rendition of "Oy Vey, All Ye Faithful.""
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Lady Anne
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Saturday, December 13, 2008
Christmas Carol King
Than anybody else that I ever knew
I hear it in your voice, see it in your face
You've become the mem'ry I can't erase
You could have been anyone at all
A stranger fallen out of the blue
I'm so glad it was you
Words can hurt you if you let them
People say them and forget them
Words can promise,words can lie
But your words make me feel like I can fly
You could have been anyone at all
The net that catches me when I fall
I'm so glad it was you
You could have been anyone at all
I'm so glad it was you.
Take my shoulder, take my hand...
You're too much to resist
I don't have the strength to pull away
No is getting hard for me to say
I'd love to be the way your heartache ends
But 'til it does we can't be more than friends
I'm only trying to do what's best
It's gonna hurt you more unless
You leave my heart out of this.
So take my shoulder, take my hand
Take what you need, I'll understand
Just don't take more than I can give
Leave my heart out of this
-Bryan White
The House that is Home
I was laying on the floor in the parlor taking all these pictures. This is an ant's eye view of the front door. It's blurry cause the dog was sprawled on top of me. He thinks he is a lap dog...
Friday, December 12, 2008
Knocking Around
Yeah, pretty sure these are not going to be in order.
Tuesday, December 09, 2008
My Thanksgiving Creation...
Monday, December 08, 2008
Giving of the Thanks
Monday, December 01, 2008
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Dumb Weight
There is one thing that is very, very important. Well, there are lots of things, but this one is more so than others, right now at least.
When aspiring to be the big bad photography person, please have with you at all times (1) at least two batteries, one in your camera, one fully charged back up in your bag, and (2) a handy-dandy battery charger in said bag.
One other thing they should mention...in an action packed week with lots of picture taking, check that the fully charged backup in your bag, is indeed fully charged! And maybe check it the night before the coolest road trip to the coolest science museum and the coolest market for coolest foods.
Anyway, I was able to take two pictures with my "fully-charged back-up battery."
They came out nice, but that doesn't really reduce the annoyedness...
LadyAnne