Not Me!

The Not me Friday Post...

~ I certainly did not stay up until six thirty cramming for an exam that I did not almost miss due to my face being implanted in my keyboard.

~ There is no earthly way I would ever contemplate knocking another student out, taking their keys, saying "Take this Chem course and call someone who cares" and hightailing it for home for Christmas.

~ I would never dream of thinking of taking a plastic bow and arrow into a public tech college finance department and hurling sticky arrows at people's heads.

~ I have not been horrendously obnoxious to the student I am tutoring to try to get faster work out of them. :) Not me...

~ I did not get myself hooked on a new show right before I knew a time was coming that I wouldn't be able to keep up with it faithfully.

~ I am, of course, NOT in withdrawals over it either...

~ I am not contemplating hitting the person in the face that finds it necessary to not only invade my library table, but also to hum, loudly.

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The king of a small African nation had an elegant golden throne in his large grass hut. When an old friend came to visit from another nation, he was worried that the man would discover he was a king and treat him differently. He searched frantically for a place to hide the throne, but to no avail. Finally, he decided to have it wedged up in the ceiling of his hut. When his friend arrived, he went to the hut's opening to greet him. Just then the ceiling started to give way, and the golden throne fell on the king, killing him.
The moral of the story is this: People who live in grass houses should not stow thrones.

LadyAnne